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You look at a blouse, a bathing suit, or some other piece of clothing, and the first thing that pops into your head is…

Yeah, I was a lumbering load of lard all right. And the day they made me buy 2 airline seats made me so furious, I made up my mind to DO something!

Now I could fit into all the sexy clothes I wanted!  Except there was this one little problem…or should I say one BIG, ugly, problem…

Big, nasty, snaky-looking stretch marks. Which mean no strapless little black dress, right?

You know the kind of place I mean…you walk in and the scent of hundreds of heavenly honeysuckle, fragrant freesia, and other exotic essences hits you.

And while you’re busy being dazzled by the delightful scents and soft sounds of elegant music playing, the sales lady slides up beside you and starts sweet-talking you…

Long story short, I walked out with $806.50 worth of expertly-concocted emollients, luscious lotions, and marvelous-sounding moisturizers.  (Took my credit card months to get over it!)

After a week of rubbing in creams and massaging in lotions priced roughly the same as gold…nothing happened.

That sales lady wasn’t so sweet anymore…she pointed to a sign that said, “All Sales Final,” and turned her back on me to try to sell to some other poor desperate soul.

I Was So Mad, I…